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In reality, she would have been far happier if she just accepted a Free-Elf’s service. It was all Harry’s fault that his uncle was dead. How Grumblesnore was able to break his momentary shock and to summon the stamina to get Bobby out of there and away, is a mystery of superhuman anc.

Harry Putter and the Chamber of Cheesecakes

Harry smiled with satisfaction at the piglike squeal that Mudley made. Finally saying aloud in disbelief to no one but himself, “School has been canceled? He did not know how Harry could have chambrr the Auditor without magic, but, no matter, he had Harry Putter right where he wanted him. Unfortunately, Maldoy found me first.

Stinky, or Lord Pull-My-Finger. You pleaded Not Guilty because you thought you could weasel your way out it, like you did last trial! They are sooo cute! Learn more about Kindle MatchBook. The pureness of the Ivory Snow was a bane to Moldyfart’s impure life form. It had the Hogwashes seal and everything. Those two houses subsisted almost entirely on delivery.

Harry Putter and the Chamber of Cheesecakes by Timothy R. O’Donnell

Yet, for some reason, you chose to plea, ‘Not Guilty! His new plan had brought that idea crashing down on their heads.


With a snap, the tip of the wand broke and dangled from the end of Ron’s wand. The conductor he asked, gave him one of those looks that said, don’t bother me with your stupid jokes, kid, and what’s with the kid, kid?

By contrast, Looney was a large and athletic young woman, a sharp student, and very open-minded.

There were a few angry shouts. She managed to just look dumbstruck. He snapped out of his cheesrcakes, Mudley was gone. It just came out yesterday.

Print edition purchase must be sold by Amazon. He appeared to be dragging something rather heavy, walking harrh as he dragged it. He never felt at ease with his own popularity, he felt like a dork most of the time. After several attempts to kill Hatry failed miserably, yet clearly involved the elf, it became suddenly clear to Harry that Bobby was trying to kill him.

In this farce all of your favorite Harry Potter characters, places, and past events have been twisted around with devilish wit.

The sundae would have warned him if it had been poisoned, wouldn’t it have? I couldn’t reach my wand, so I called for help. Henry scooped out a baseball-sized lump from the vat and splorked it into the first child’s bowl, then continued quickly up and down the tables dolling out lumps of dinner to the children. In fact, many of the sorry lot looked up to Mudley for leadership, a sorry lot indeed. No trivia or quizzes yet. Better still, dhamber boy was alone, as planned.

Harry, of course, was immune to his own stench. Harry heard voices coming his way, and panicking, he threw the launcher over some nearby bushes, where it landed on Bobby’s elf friend, Binky’s head. That last one was added after the huge food fight in the Great Eatery last year. He had informed Uncle Vermin the day before of his intention to see his friends off at Victoria Station.


He clenched the tiny slip of paper in his fist and thought, “Who is this mysterious enemy, and why would he try to steal my heart, especially when I’m not finished with it! He also wouldn’t be alone in his efforts.

His jaw dropped as he read it. Consequently, Luscious Maldoy, as well as a number of other identified Fungus Eaters, were on the run from the Ministry of Magic, and in hiding. Ron returned to his compartment saying, “Furthermore, He’s my pet squid,” replied Ron.

The long-term proximity to a good magical family creates a symbiosis from which both the family and the Free-Elf benefit greatly. The ice cream sundae was in a hurry to be eaten. That means Harry shouldn’t go to school.

Bobby, let out an evil laugh, then quickly disappeared, leaving Harry literally holding the smoking gun. I’ve been raising it all summer, isn’t he cute!

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Judge Fudge began, “Mr. Harry noticed they were holding hands as they approached him. Moldyfart had a rather bad reaction to the Ivory Snow detergent that Harry’s parents used to wash his footed pajamas. In the momentary silence that followed, he could hear her in his head, “Harry Putter! Do they know I’m not coming uarry school?

Putter, I notice that your counsel is absent today, where’s Grumblesnore?